My Messy Gameshow Experience
Anonymous
When my friend Ali told me that she signed us up to this new gameshow, where you could potentially win 10 thousand dollars she did forget to mention what kind of gameshow it was.
If I had known earlier, maybe I would have preferred to stay home, but I should have understood it much earlier. Ali did mention that today I will discover a whole different side to her and I should have been more suspicious when we were instructed to bring an extra set of changing clothes.
Anyway, it does not matter. I'm here, on this ridiculous stage, standing 5 feet, 4 inches tall in a yellow lycra top and long black tights, expecting an utter humiliation. My Caucasian skin and brown hair almost appeared purple with all those stage lighting and that lycra top sure made my average boobs pop.
Ali looked thrilled, standing with the same clothing like me. She was about 2 inches taller than me, and had slightly bigger boobs that were hard to miss through her top. She had gorgeous red hair that also seemed a bit purplish.
Our competition was the Johnson twins, that I had known from school. I thought that I'd never see those two monsters again, but we can only say that by that time I was so overwhelmed that nothing could spark an emotion out of me.
The twins, Jess and Gabi, were two gorgeous athletic blondes, measuring almost 6 feet high. They had blue eyes and small tits. They wore the same clothing as we did, however their tops were pink.
Soon the cameras started going on, and soon came Jeff, the host. He started this incredibly long monologue: "Hi, and welcome to 'let's get messy', where the lucky winners take home a grand prize, and where the losers face incredibly humiliating punishments. Let's meet our two teams...".
He quickly explained the rules: "There are three rounds. If you win a round, you earn a point. You can also go for a double or nothing challenge. The team that collects the most points wins the game. is this clear?".
We all said yes, and proceeded to the first round. We were to a large spinning contraption that had four outwards facing chairs on its perimeter. Over one of its sides was a gunge tap from above and a gunge pool on the bottom. Me and Ali were seated on opposite ends of the circle, and Jeff explained the rules: "On to our first game - rotten tomato, the messy edition. These lovely 4 ladies are seated in this beautiful carousel. When they arrive in the danger zone, they must answer a question correctly in order to avoid a shower of gunge, and a lovely trip to the gunge pool. But there's another twist, every whole minute, the person in the danger zone loses and enjoys the same beautiful treatment. The last person to remain clean wins a point for their team.
I was the poor unlucky person to be the first in the danger zone, how wonderful.
Jeff started with the first question: "What is the capital of Australlia?"